This is too choice NOT to share…

So, yesterday, after a debacle of a birthday phone call to Colostomy by Doug (and I’m not going there…just know that it was NOT pretty…), Colostomy started going on and on about Princess Pretendtocare.

Now, let me give y’all some background…

Princess was stupid and without consulting Mr. Princess Pretendtocare (who I actually kind of like. I feel bad for him most times…but I digress), she bid on a job in COLORADO-they live in Michigan-with her company that if she got she had to take, or she’d lose her job.

WELL, Princess Pretendtocare got the job, and Mr. Princess went through the roof. I don’t blame him.

End Result: Princess Pretendtocare has no job. Vapid and Colostomy are all “Poor Princess.”

I don’t feel bad. She did it to herself.

So, back to the delusion at hand here.

She’s so disenchanted with Dueling Banjoes Michigan (you have to go down a GRAVEL ROAD to get to her house-and she has a huge septic system and BOTTLE GAS..), that she wants out. She’s sick of the snow (can’t blame her there), so she wants to move. Again, normally would be ok with this…but get where she wants to move to get away from the snow:

IDAHO OR WYOMING

Yes, y’all read that right. Idaho or Wyoming…to get away from snow.

Mom spit soda when she heard that.

She also thinks that she’ll sell her house in Dueling Banjoes super quick.

(insert shot of all of us rolling around laughing)

I swear, she’s as delusional as Vapid and Colostomy. You know she got it from them…and the “blame everyone but yourself” when you screw up mentality.