Christmas was a smidge early…

October 18, 2007 at 10:19 pm 2 comments

In my mailbox today, among all of the other garbage, I found a package from my Secret Santa!

This pack contained a sweet note…promising more to come, and a kit called…

Home for the Holidays Survival Kit

Inside this kit…

a flask (of the drinking variety)

earplugs (oh, so good for Vapid, Colostomy and Princess Pretendtocare)

a book

and the best 10 excuses to get out of a party/function I’ve ever heard!

So, knowing my mom needed a laugh (she had the not so bright idea to host a baby shower for one of my cousins…who registered for a TOOTH PILLOW for her baby. Yeah, y’all read that right….I was just as flummoxed…but I digress)I called her and read her my favorite excuses. She fell over laughing,a nd realized that she could use some of these to get out of the shower…

and our top 2?

“My insurance won’t authorize the additional therapy sessions that I’ll need after this.”


“I just sobered up and realized where I am”

Oh, Santa, thank you so much for the much needed laugh!


Entry filed under: hilarity, holidays, Swaps.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Secret Santa  |  October 18, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    Oh, I’m so glad you liked it!!! As soon as I saw it, I thought of you.

  • 2. TheAngelForever  |  October 19, 2007 at 5:05 am

    LMAO!!!!! Love that list. I can’t wait to hear the rest.

    Neat new look to the blog.


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