Green Apron tales-The 12 days of DTR

December 22, 2008 at 10:53 pm 2 comments

So, today, I was going over the violations of the DTR rules that customers had committed over the B button (and getting major laughs) and VetChick said I s hould do the “12 days of Drive Thru!”

So, here it is….

On the first day of drive thru, my customer gave to me

A horn blast to tell us he was pissed.

On the second day of drive thru, my customer gave to me

two dollars in nickels

and a hornblast to tell us he was pissed.

On the third day of drive thru, my customer gave to me

a three cent tip

two dollars in nickels

and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.

On the 4th day of drive thru, my customer gave to me

4 dirty cups

three cents in tips

two dollars in nickels

and a hornblast to tell us he was pissed.

On the 5th day of drive thru, my customer gave to me

5 confused orders…are they iced or not?

4 dirty cups

3 cents in tips

2 dollars in nickels

and a hornblast to tell us he was pissed.

on the 6th day of Drive thru my customer gave to me

6 cell phone conversations with their bff

5 confused orders-vanilla latte or vanilla cream?

4 dirty cups

3 cents in tips

2 dollars in nickels

and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.

on the 7th day of drive thru my customer gave to me

7  splenda packet requests

6 cell phone conversations with their bff

5 confused orders-Is that carmel Macchiato a coffee drink?

4 dirty cups

3 cents in tips

2 dollars in nickels

and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.

On the 8th day of Drive thru, my customers gave to me

8 wrong drink complaints-I wanted that ICED! I said ICED!

7  splenda packet requests

6 cell phone conversations with their bff

5 confused orders-Can I get that drink iced but heated up?

4 dirty cups

3 cents in tips

2 dollars in nickels

and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.

on the 9th day of drive thru, my customers gave to me

9 complaints  that we’re not  a warming store-Where are the breakfast sandwiches??

8 wrong drink complaints-This coffee frappucino has COFFEE in it!!!

7  splenda packet requests

6 cell phone conversations with their bff

5 confused orders-What, you don’t flavor your beans?

4 dirty cups

3 cents in tips

2 dollars in nickels

and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.

on the 10th day of drive thru, my customer gave to me

10 tons of ‘tude

9 complaints  that we’re not  a warming store-what, you don’t toast?!?!?

8 wrong drink complaints-Umm..there’s not enough peppermint in this…

7  splenda packet requests

6 cell phone conversations with their bff

5 confused orders-is that Carmel apple spice with coffee?

4 dirty cups

3 cents in tips

2 dollars in nickels

and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.

On the 11th day of drive thru my customer gave to me

11 screamed orders because a plane went overhead and I couldn’t hear you

10 tons of ‘tude

9 complaints  that we’re not  a warming store-Can you warm this up for me-no? You mean you don’t have a microwave?!?!?

8 wrong drink complaints- Umm, there’s no shots in this…

7  splenda packet requests

6 cell phone conversations with their bff

5 confused orders-umm, can you make that eggnog latte nonfat?

4 dirty cups

3 cents in tips

2 dollars in nickels

and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.

on the 12th day of drive thru, my customer gave to me

12 ‘bux cards with .05 cents on them-and insisted that there was more…

11 screamed orders because a plane went overhead and I couldn’t hear you

10 tons of ‘tude

9 complaints  that we’re not  a warming store-

8 wrong drink complaints

7  splenda packet requests

6 cell phone conversations with their bff

5 confused orders

4 dirty cups

3 cents in tips

2 dollars in nickels

(and now the big finish!)

and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.

 

and there you have it. The 12 days of DTR.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Senior Shift  |  December 26, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    bahahahahahahahahhaa

    Reply
  • 2. sjsmart  |  December 29, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    What I really want is you and your fellow green aprons to sing this, video it and put it on youtube….PLEASE!

    Reply

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