Green Apron tales-The 12 days of DTR
December 22, 2008 at 10:53 pm 2 comments
So, today, I was going over the violations of the DTR rules that customers had committed over the B button (and getting major laughs) and VetChick said I s hould do the “12 days of Drive Thru!”
So, here it is….
On the first day of drive thru, my customer gave to me
A horn blast to tell us he was pissed.
On the second day of drive thru, my customer gave to me
two dollars in nickels
and a hornblast to tell us he was pissed.
On the third day of drive thru, my customer gave to me
a three cent tip
two dollars in nickels
and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.
On the 4th day of drive thru, my customer gave to me
4 dirty cups
three cents in tips
two dollars in nickels
and a hornblast to tell us he was pissed.
On the 5th day of drive thru, my customer gave to me
5 confused orders…are they iced or not?
4 dirty cups
3 cents in tips
2 dollars in nickels
and a hornblast to tell us he was pissed.
on the 6th day of Drive thru my customer gave to me
6 cell phone conversations with their bff
5 confused orders-vanilla latte or vanilla cream?
4 dirty cups
3 cents in tips
2 dollars in nickels
and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.
on the 7th day of drive thru my customer gave to me
7 splenda packet requests
6 cell phone conversations with their bff
5 confused orders-Is that carmel Macchiato a coffee drink?
4 dirty cups
3 cents in tips
2 dollars in nickels
and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.
On the 8th day of Drive thru, my customers gave to me
8 wrong drink complaints-I wanted that ICED! I said ICED!
7 splenda packet requests
6 cell phone conversations with their bff
5 confused orders-Can I get that drink iced but heated up?
4 dirty cups
3 cents in tips
2 dollars in nickels
and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.
on the 9th day of drive thru, my customers gave to me
9 complaints that we’re not a warming store-Where are the breakfast sandwiches??
8 wrong drink complaints-This coffee frappucino has COFFEE in it!!!
7 splenda packet requests
6 cell phone conversations with their bff
5 confused orders-What, you don’t flavor your beans?
4 dirty cups
3 cents in tips
2 dollars in nickels
and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.
on the 10th day of drive thru, my customer gave to me
10 tons of ‘tude
9 complaints that we’re not a warming store-what, you don’t toast?!?!?
8 wrong drink complaints-Umm..there’s not enough peppermint in this…
7 splenda packet requests
6 cell phone conversations with their bff
5 confused orders-is that Carmel apple spice with coffee?
4 dirty cups
3 cents in tips
2 dollars in nickels
and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.
On the 11th day of drive thru my customer gave to me
11 screamed orders because a plane went overhead and I couldn’t hear you
10 tons of ‘tude
9 complaints that we’re not a warming store-Can you warm this up for me-no? You mean you don’t have a microwave?!?!?
8 wrong drink complaints- Umm, there’s no shots in this…
7 splenda packet requests
6 cell phone conversations with their bff
5 confused orders-umm, can you make that eggnog latte nonfat?
4 dirty cups
3 cents in tips
2 dollars in nickels
and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.
on the 12th day of drive thru, my customer gave to me
12 ‘bux cards with .05 cents on them-and insisted that there was more…
11 screamed orders because a plane went overhead and I couldn’t hear you
10 tons of ‘tude
9 complaints that we’re not a warming store-
8 wrong drink complaints
7 splenda packet requests
6 cell phone conversations with their bff
5 confused orders
4 dirty cups
3 cents in tips
2 dollars in nickels
(and now the big finish!)
and a horn blast to tell us he was pissed.
and there you have it. The 12 days of DTR.
Entry filed under: green apron.
1. Senior Shift | December 26, 2008 at 11:42 pm
bahahahahahahahahhaa
2. sjsmart | December 29, 2008 at 2:55 pm
What I really want is you and your fellow green aprons to sing this, video it and put it on youtube….PLEASE!