Best.Excuse.Ever…

May 8, 2009 at 2:31 pm 1 comment

I was doing detention duty and I had a few students who wanted to get out of it. I had one raise their hand and give me the following excuse:

“Mrs. F-I need to go home. I’ve got Swine Flu. I just sneezed twice and coughed twice. I’ve got it!’

 

Yeah. Sit down, get a tissue and finish your detention.

 

Best part of this?

I told his mom when I saw her and her response was…

“Bonehead.”

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Entry filed under: hilarity, school.

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. TheAngelForever  |  May 8, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Man, I miss the good stuff like this that I heard when teaching. Glad I can get a dose from you 🙂

    Reply

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