On the first day of Christmas…

The outlaws gave to Doug….

A box of tissues from the basement.

So, the outlaws are famous for their innapropriate gifts and stuff from their basment that they pawn off as gifts and send to us.

This year, they sent Doug’s birthday box late, and we were all betting on what from the baesment would appear. I figured a few things of shampoo (that did happen one year) or some socks…

well, we were all wrong.

It was…

a box of puffs tissues from a 3 pack like you’d buy at Target with the plastic still on it.

don’t get it. Don’t get it at all. WTFH.

Now, we’re waiting to see what shows up for Christmas.

Tissues. They are just peices of work.